9 of the Most Hilarious Online Dating Profiles

3. Too “Fly” To Date

Fly or human? Choose your background. Conflicting seems to be the game played with this profile. It’s as if he thought “mhm, to be a fly or a human? Let’s just aim for both.” He begins by saying he’s a “model organism.” As you’re reading it, you can’t help but look at his profile picture. Then he dives into saying “I love a girl who can make me laugh.” That was the transformation from flying to walking; the human nature in him we can assume.