9 of the Most Hilarious Online Dating Profiles

9. Brandon, The Apple Lover



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26 year-old Brandon, may have his, I mean her a mouth full of apples. Sadly, her “dumbass” parents made the mistake of naming her Brandon. No worries, she prefers to be named “Apples” anyway.

Although her profile doesn’t provide much information, we’re sure you’ll find her ‘fruity’, and she’ll have some funny stories to tell you on the first ‘date’.