Online dating is nothing new to this world, but the hilarious online dating profile diction. People love a sense of humour and when you’re trying to attract someone, whether that be male or female, making them laugh will often go a long way. We’ve put together a list of 9 of the most hilarious online dating profiles.
1. Like A Rock
Now where do we start with this guy? Aside from the actual words, the picture is the first thing that should catch your eye. The paint almost brings up a faint resemblance to the wrestler, Sting! Now on to the words. Saying “When I was a little boy I shoved a rock up my nose,” it’s already to get weird. Discovering that all he had to do was blow his nose for it to come out was most likely a remarkable point in time for him. Do you smell like peanut butter or diesel? If you do, you might be just the match for him!