7. Snakes On A Date

No not Snakes on a Plane, but Snakes on a Date! Being one with nature can help you and this guy get along. Having a man or woman who knows what they want out of life, is essentially important; he shares four life goals. Not only does he want to hold a python, boa, or anaconda, he would also like to be eaten by one of the three. It just gets weirder and funnier from there, for he also wants to be beaten up and have insects on him… whilst naked!