7. Antidepressants
These days it seems like half of the population is on some type of antidepressant or another. It’s a great time to be holding pharmaceutical stocks, but that’s not why you’re here. Some antidepressants can cause false positives during drug testing, so it’s definitely another good time to have your authentic pharmacy-issued pill bottle and doctor’s contact information handy to prove your innocence if they try to nail you for being a junkie when you’re really just depressed because you can’t find a job and your dog died.
