#3 (of 10) Olympians Have Olympic Amounts of Sex
Just because that Czech female shot-putter has bigger feet than you do, doesn’t mean she isn’t deserving of a grunt-filled trip to Pound Town. Olympians have been focusing on conditioning their bodies to be the best at what they do. No drugs, very little booze or other fun stuff to do… so how then do these folks get their rocks off? They do it by getting their rocks off. At the 2010 Vancouver Olympics, there was so much bangin’ going on that the 7,000 athletes burned through all 100,000 free condoms too quickly. That’s 14 condoms per athlete. They actually had to send in an emergency shipment to quell the onset of a giant legion of genetically souped up muscle-monster spawn.