#1 (of 10) Sweden Protects It’s Wieners, at All Costs
What do you know about Sweden? You know that they produce seriously copious amounts of tall, sexy blondes. All those sexy blondes runnin around causing the scent of their Swede-beavers to ride the wind and catch the attention of Swede-boners. The country couldn’t simply stand by and watch it’s country literally f**k itself to death! Nope, they implemented “condom ambulances” to distribute rubbers to Swede-Bros in what they describe as “promising situations.”
Related: Oral sex is actually healthy for women!
