9 of the Most Hilarious Online Dating Profiles

2. Saying It With Your Chest



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This guy’s profile states that the first thing people will notice about him is his areolas. For that to be the first thing that people notice, you have to be applying a lot of attention to that area. Well “I never wear a shirt so they’re always visible,” the guy says. Unless his future love interest draws that much interest to his chest, it’s best to say his profile will remain hilarious and not taken so serious.